"Aww! Isn't that something! Those lions are protecting that Sleeping Zebra!
Yes, kids, that's how zebras normally sleep... on their side... neck slightly bent... legs in the air... surrounded by lions...
He looks pretty dead tired to me.
We better move on and let him rest in peace...
(aside to the older members of the audience)
Well folks, I guess that just goes to show you the basic law of the jungle:
DON'T BE A ZEBRA!"
Then me and Caleb had a thought, and we added:
"Well folks, I guess that just goes to show you the basic law of life:
DON'T BE NON-ELECT!"